If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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