I wish life had little blips of pornography
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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