I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
seriously i just wanna be friends
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My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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