I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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