Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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