ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
We need to get me chipped asap
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