im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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