ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
