all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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