The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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