its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I want to have your abortion
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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