Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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