I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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