OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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