"it" just moved
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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