dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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