Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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