dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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