But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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