Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Randomize
