Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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