Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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