how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
