is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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