i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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