You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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