For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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