Nicole vs. Life
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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