There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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