I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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