"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
