Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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