What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
