Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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