I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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