he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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