Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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