He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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