Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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