You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
