do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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