A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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