Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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