I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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