hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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