I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
that's an acceptable place to lick
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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