Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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