exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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