The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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