I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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