He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Pants are for mortals
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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