handjob tips. give me some.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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