I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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