I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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