Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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